Here We Go Again

Hello and welcome to Balder|Dash, the ramblings, rages and writings of self proclaimed Genius Gentleman Scholar Dashiell Asher.

I'm sure we're going to get along ever so well. Just the other day I was saying back at The Club to the other Scholars (most of them wearing top hats like real men) that I wished you would stop by more often.

And not just stop by! I want you to stop by and let me get my opinions all over you. That's right. I'm up front about these things. I don't beat around the mental bush. It's going to get messy. The marks they leave on you won't come off with simple tools such as soap and scalding water. This is going to take a priest and holy Daz. Good men will die. But though you will be shaking and having trouble breathing, you will want more. It can't be helped.

So lucky for you that I've decided to provide the world with a record of these golden moments. I know it's never going to be as good as when I get my critic on right in front of you, and I know the guilty trials you'll go through deleting your viewing of this page from your browser history.

But for a few short moments, whenever it takes your fancy, you can relive the glory of my balderdash.

You're welcome.

-Dashiell 'Genius Gentleman Scholar' Asher