I'll keep this brief.
There is a musical movement known as pornogrind.
Awesome.
One of the bands involved in the movement are called Cock and Ball Torture; a charming group of young men from Germany who craft pop gems with titles like Titty Torture Bondage Boys, The Taste of Animal Sperm and of course, Anal Sex Terror.
Fuck. Yes.
Sadly the whole thing turns out to be as sexy as a venereal wart.
Dammit.
The music is essentially bland death metal with vocals that literally sound like a frog drowning. As far as I can tell, outside of the titles, there is nothing even vaguely pornographic.
Maybe we can pretend the frog was choking on a penis.
-Dashiell 'Amplexus' Asher
PS. Before you go googling Pornogrind, be careful of the images. Even with safe search. Seriously. Semen on cornflakes is the softest image you'll find. And the least violent. Now go do it anyway. You Sick Fuck.
Image courtesy of some dudes myspace, for reasons listed above.
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